FACEBOOK COURT OF JUSTICE: KINGSLEY FERDINANDS SPECIAL JUDGE OF THE COURT

KINGSLEY FERDINANDS is commencing the Facebook Court of Justice.

I need special judges in 193 countries of the United nations.

Special Judges (SJ) will be able to administer the laws and policies of the Facebook Court of Justice.

Complaints to the Facebook Court of Justice can only be made in writing and by members of Facebook.  If you are not a member of Facebook then log on to www.facevbook.com/ with your computer or mobile device and open an account.

If you want to be a SJ then please call Kingsley Ferdinands at the Conservation and Environment Party
Contact:
bgceg.2011@gmail.com

SJ's are expected to be smart and have common knowledge of life in general.  One does not need qualifications in anything and one needs to be able to appraise things from both sides of an argument in a balanced and even tone.

people who are overtly religious are asked not to apply because you are stupid and cannot cope with the universe, the stars, the planets and meteors.  People who are overtly religious only love money and pussy and if you do not have money or pussy then it is highly likely you won't see a Rabbi, Priest or Imam near you.

Women are encouraged to apply who have been to private schools and well educated.  If persons from countries who apply are stupid then Kingsley Ferdinands reserves the right to place a Facebook Administrator over that country and the Administrator shall be a proxy for that nation.  Leaders of nations are asked to avoid this situation by not being too zealous and allowing people to live free without threats, intimidation or guns in the street.

Kingsley says, "If I see tanks in the streets, assholes marching around in the streets and guns in the street along with check points or helicopters then it is highly likely a Facebook Administrator will be placed over your country.

The best way to avoid this is leave the army in its barracks and tell the police force to have time off and go down the Police Academy for a swim and game of tennis.

The Special Judges requires $2.5 million dollars per year from every 193 leader of his country in the United Nations.  That money must be kept in a brown paper envelope.  When Kingsley comes visiting your country and stays in your fine hotel then please around midnight place the brown envelope under the door (with the right amount of cash - strictly $100 dollar bills) {Please Zimbabwe no $500,000,000.00 million dollar bank notes of, I am not in the mood for jokes].

Kingsley will then count the money later when he is on the train or plane leaving your beautiful country.

The Rules of the Court can be applied for by writing to the Special Judge and asking for the rules.  the decisions of the Special Court of Justice are binding and there is no appeal.  If you tell a lie then you may be excluded from the special privileges court members have.

Invitations to the Special Judge for holidays and rest in your fine country can be sent to bgceg.2011@gmail.com