As many of you know I travel the world everyday on my magic carpet and there is nothing like dodging those customs line ups when you have your own carpet and after flying all around the world I discovered something.....yes, me the Great Kingsley....I discovered world weather patterns are changing. This means flooding and heat at extremes. Thus, buying farmland is for the goose management. ARE YOU A GOOSE??? DO YOU MAKE GOOSE DECISIONS??? DO YOU BUY UP LAND THAT IS ONE DAY FLOOD AND NEXT 7 YEARS DROUGHT????? GOOSE!!!! The best thing is buy the product at the super market....remember SPC is still doing spagetti and baked beans and so to is heinz. Fibre will I repeat will ward off all cancers. So, if you love life, your family and the government and want to hang around until you are 85 to 90 then you need half a can of baked beans everyday. best to have it with poached eggs on toast (without butter) and 2 beef (not horse fellas!!!!) sausages. This is what I have everyday.
When i am 85 to 90 I will look back on this and say one word.....FIBRE.
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